Billie Jobs

Ashley and I attended the Mac event (The Macintosh Marketing Story: Fact and Fiction, 20 Years Later) tonight at the Computer History Museum. In attendance were numerous members of the original Mac team. The best part about this event was the numerous Steve Jobs stories.

Me with Donald KnuthIn one anecdote, Andy Cunningham recalled a trip to New York City. They arrived late and Steve, as usual, had to rearrange the furniture in the hotal room. He needed the furniture to be just right, as he could never stand the way hotel rooms were arranged. And he needed a big bowl of strawberries. With whipped cream. On the side. And a baby grand piano (despite not being able to play the piano). And some flowers of a variety he couldn’t agree on with Andy, not that it mattered, given that it was the middle of winter in NYC and nearly midnight.

The next day, the photo shoot proceeded as planned. Unfortunately, Steve hates working with photographers, and is normally extremely uncooperative. Luckily for the photographer, Steve was really into Michael Jackson at the time – in particular the song “Billie Jean”. Thus, Andy spent the entire film shoot watching Steve cooperate with the photographer in bursts of three “Billie Jean”-filled minutes, then desperately rewinding the tape to the beginning of the song.

These are not the stories you read about in Business Week.

Besides listening to the stories, I got the chance to meet two renowned pioneers in computing: Donald Knuth, and Margaret Wozniak. While you may recognize Knuth as the author of The Art of Computer Programming, the exhaustive catalog of computer science knowledge, you might wonder: who’s Margaret Wozniak?

She is the person without whom Apple would not exist: Steve Wozniak‘s mother.

Ducks. Lined. Up.

I’ve just finished my first week at my new job. Well, technically I was at work, but actually, I was at a training event for the Sales team. Except for when I was at IBM, I don’t think I’ve ever started a job and been provided with a proper orientation to the company. Until now.

Photo with Bruce Schneier! Though he doesn't look as thrilled as I do...It was just my luck that I would start a new job at the same time as the entire company came together for its annual meeting. Wow. Wow. Wow. When you say the word three times quickly, it loses its meaning; so consider how blown away I must have been for the word to have retained its meaning over the week. These guys are serious. These guys have a plan. These guys are going to get *bleep* done.

Behind the superficial organization of pretty corporate branding lay a much deeper organization. Most technology startups (or at least the ones I’ve been a part of) have an annoying tendency to try to do everything; they see all the possibilities of the technology, and fail to focus. Not a problem here.

By far the most impressive feature of the week of training was not what the company was going to do, but the forcefulness with which it had decided not to do certain things. That may not sound very intelligent to an outsider (“Excuse me, but don’t companies only make money if they actually do something?”), but when you’ve been on the inside of the “what’s the product this week” machine, you appreciate it. It shows focus.

Meanwhile, in other exciting things – I met Bruce Schneier at his book-signing at Kepler‘s book store. Let the hero-worship begin!