A Tale of Two Emergencies

An interesting tidbit I picked up at a review session at a UBC’s UILO (University Industrial Liaison Office) a couple weeks ago: apparently the FAA prevented use of unmanned drones during the post-Hurricane Katrina to perform early reconnaissance of the damage. But the story doesn’t stop there…

Apparently the FAA’s been a bit sticky about use of unmanned drones in civilian airspace, citing safety concerns. When military commanders wanted to use drones to survey the damage, the FAA stopped them on the basis that the drones weren’t certified for civilian airspace. The military responded by proposing to bolt the unmanned drone’s sensor package to a helicopter. Again, the FAA denied the request, noting that bolting the package to the helicopter resulted in a new configuration that would require re-certification of the helicopter.

Sigh.

In the end, the military overcame the objections of the FAA by duct taping the sensor package to the helicopter. Apparently, this configuration would not require re-certification, as the alteration did not result in a permanent change to the aircraft.

Keep in mind that, at this point, New Orleans was a disaster zone – even if the unmanned drone fell out of the sky, it’s doubtful that it would have any worse effect on the population than what had already occurred. A perfect example of bureaucracy run amok and working against those it was designed to help and protect.

Contrast that incident with this video of the response executed by New York’s ferry operators when US 1549 dropped into the Hudson. In less than five minutes, there were not one but three New York Water Taxi ferries picking up passengers from the disabled plane’s wings. One can’t help but marvel at their responsive to the emergency (see the 5:45pm entry):

“Someone came into my office and said a plane crashed,” said Tom Fox, general manager of New York Water Taxi, “and we ran out the door.”

Fox rode out to within several hundred yards of the plane on one of three Waterways boats that responded, but authorities indicated that additional help was not needed, apparently because most of the people had already been rescued.

It was probably not the smartest thing to do. That response probably violated a lot of the company’s rules. And yet, it was the right response.

Now, it’s probably not fair to compare the two incidents. Katrina was a slow evolving disaster with many facets hidden from plain view, whereas the US Airways crash was a clear and easily understood event. The water taxi manager’s response to the aircraft crash was likely further provoked by more recent experience with disasterous events (I’m thinking 9/11 specifically).

Yet, as I look at the multitude of global challenges we currently face, I hope that we will respond more like the guys driving the water taxis and less like the FAA.

Ginger Pride

Following on the heels of the “National Kick a Ginger Day” outrage last week, I had two people in as many hours ask me if I’d been affected (specifically, had I been kicked). I responded, if a little curtly, that I had not been affected because I was a 33-year-old man, not some child attending elementary school.

Looking at some of the public commentary on the “National Kick a Ginger Day”, I have to wonder: doesn’t anyone remember getting teased as a kid? It’s all part of growing up – kids need to learn to deal with it. It’s not like the kids were being held at knifepoint and forced to snort meth. Society’s insistence on wrapping children in bubble-wrap these days is getting a bit annoying. A little perspective is required.

Sure, as a red-haired child I had my share of teasing as a kid – but, in all honesty I can’t really remember any of the insults. Carrot-top? That’s about as specific as I can get. I do, however, recall one hilarious/embarrassing episode of my childhood in which the color of my hair figured prominently.

In grade five, I had a particularly stern teacher, Mr. Leschuitta. He was a real hardass, the kind of guy that would given you push-ups as punishment. Truly, he missed his calling in the military. This was, of course, the last guy you want teaching sex-ed. I think you can see where this is going…

The day of sex-ed, the boys were separated from the girls, with the boys going with Mr. Leschuitta to watch a film strip that inevitably raised more questions than it answered (for those of you who don’t know: I went to a Catholic elementary school – enlightening children on fornication isn’t really their forté, unless you count the priests). In the Q&A following the film strip, one of my friends, Ian Colgur, timidly raised his hand and bravely asked a question on the topic of pubic hair:

Ian: So, uhm, is all pubic hair black?

Mr. Lescuitta: No, generally your pubic hair is the same color as the hair on your head, although in some cases it may be darker…

For a moment, this answer satisfied the class. And then, you could almost hear the implication of this pubic revelation snapping into place for the class. And all eyes in the classes swivelled to focus on me. After an awkward pause, the entire class burst into laughter, myself included.

Sigh. Good times.

The teasing aside, I’ve always viewed being a ginger (rhymes with ‘singer’) as something unique, something that made me special. When you’re part of a class of students with three different kids named Chad, two kids named Robert, a girl and a boy both named Chris, being different didn’t really seem like a bad thing to me. Plus, there were cool ginger role models, my personal favorite being Tintin.

It’s all in how you look at it.

Not a few days before the whole “National Kick a Ginger Day”, a VP of Development from a local software company asked me how I might handle a C-level executive who may view me as a snot-nosed 25-year-old. A friend later attributed this misjudgment of my age to my red hair. In the conversation with the VP of Development, I ignored the slight, choosing to instead attribute his misjudgment to my youthful looks.

I suggest everyone do the same with this silly outrage over this incident. Ignore it. Worry about the things that are really doing damage to kids instead of nonsense like this.