Pay To Live

There was a time when the cost of leisure was only the opportunity cost (the income forgone by not working) and the cost of your entertainment. But times have changed. The cost of entertainment is ever increasing, but not to worry, Hollywood has new ways to keep your entertainment affordable. All it’ll cost you is a little more of your precious leisure time.

The mechanism I’m talking about: CSS, the DVD Content Scrambling System. As part of the mechanism for protecting DVDs, the Copyright Control Authority added functionality to the DVD specification that would prevent users from skipping sections of playback. Typically, this is used at the beginning of the DVD to force users to watch the FBI copyright infringement warning. However, various DVD titles have started to use this feature for another purpose, a practice which I predict will only flourish: forced advertisement.

Anyone who’s gone to a movie theatre and paid for a movie knows the frustration of having to sit through advertisements for cars, Coke, and any number of other products. What a rub. I pay $12 for the movie, $10 for the popcorn, and now I have to watch advertisements in addition to the “Coming Attractions” before the movie starts?!? Welcome to the world of “consumer lock-in”. You’re a captive market, ready to be exploited. Now imagine when this intrusion comes home.

You’ve bought a DVD, hence you have the right to watch it again and again. Yet now, you’ll have to sit through the advertisements at the beginning of the DVD each and every time you want to watch the movie. Will you see the price of DVDs decrease? No. In fact, more than likely you’ll see the emergence of a new market: DVDs without advertisements. And they’re going to cost you more.

The DVD standard has refined this technology to state of the art. Not only can they force you to watch segments of the DVD, the CCA can also force you to buy a DVD title multiple times in multiple regions. Embedded in each DVD is a region code that specifies where a DVD can be played. DVD players enforce this region encoding. So, for example, a DVD you purchased in Europe can’t be played in North America. Even though you possess a valid license for the media, you can’t play the media on any North American DVD player. This technology enables media creators to practice price discrimination between regions.

Imagine if this trend extended outside the world of digital entertainment. Imagine if the manufacturers of eyeglasses decided to leverage their captive audience and embed partially transparent advertisements into the lenses of glasses they manufactured. Want a pair without the ads? It’ll cost you. The possibilities are endless. Everywhere you look or listen is another opportunity for advertisers to invade your attention. Think spam is annoying? Think again.

Just be glad this hasn’t happened to books. Yet.

If Life Gives You Lemons…

The fine folks at Urban Fare have done it again, bringing you merchandise that tops even their previous exotic and downright weird offerings. Once you see these, you’ll wonder how you ever survived those hectic martini parties without these little beauties: star lemons!

Star Lemons - Only $5.00!And what, pray tell, is a “star lemon”? Why, it’s a star shaped like a lemon, of course! No, wait. That’s not it. It’s a lemon with a cross-section in the shape of a star. Yeah, that’s it. No more spending hour after hour getting your drink and plate garnish just right. Now you can just slice and go! Isn’t that worth $5.00 a lemon?

Unlike the square watermelon, I wasn’t able to find any information about this particular incarnation of Japanese fruit shape sculpting. I can only assume that the lemons are created in the same fashion as the watermelons, using a glass enclosure into which the fruit are placed while they are still growing.

Though on the one hand, I consider this a tremendous waste of energy and human ingenuity, on the other hand I suppose there is a positive side to this product. Rather than cutting up lemons into stars and throwing away the leftovers created in the process, no leftovers are generated. Just slice, and away you go!

A star shaped lemon and its cross sectionIt’s especially funny talking to the cashiers at Urban Fare about some of the products they carry. It must suck working 8 hour days for minimum wage only to watch some lazy-ass empty-nester blow their RRSP nest egg on fruit that’s $5 a pop, $500 a pound coffee, and $100 watermelons.

Such are the responsibilities of the jet set Baby Boom cohort. Eat, drink and avoid slicing lemons, for tomorrow we die! Time has to be spared at any cost, I guess, because no one’s getting any younger. And someone out there is always happy to sell that time back to them at a hefty markup, because if they don’t, someone else will.

But isn’t anyone asking if that’s a good enough reason?